Was really counting on Columba to pull her weight on this one

Kindly, soft-spoken bigotry

Campaign algorithm employed to outline immigration plans based on extensive polling numbers suggests Clinton will fight for comprehensive immigration reform legislation with a path to full and equal citizenship

Extra-spiky border wall

Believes all immigrants should assimilate into mainstream American culture by speaking English, working honest jobs, getting Kasich 2016 bumper stickers, and paying taxes

Supports legislation that would provide a pathway for immigrants to head directly to voting booths

Any immigrants looking for a place to stay are welcome to come by; Jane should be home, and she can set up the futon

Believes that all the Mexican rapists and murderers illegally entering the U.S. are unfair to all the Mexican rapists and murderers coming into the U.S. legally