Best Of Science & Technology 2016

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   Study: Majority Of New Marine Life Species Now Discovered While Cleaning Oil Spills

   
2. 
   Iranian Nuclear Scientists Hurriedly Flush 200 Pounds Of Enriched Uranium Down Toilet During Surprise U.N. Inspection

   
3. 
   ‘The Time To Act Is Now,’ Says Yellowing Climate Change Report Sitting In University Archive

   
4. 
   Biologists Discover Billions Of Missing Bees Living Anonymously In Sacramento

   
5. 
   Voyager Probe Badly Damaged After Smashing Into End Of Universe

   

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   Facebook Status Update Field Dreading What Area Man About To Type Into It

   
2. 
   New STEM Initiative Just Tries To Dissuade Students In Other Countries From Pursuing Science Careers

   
3. 
   Ayahuasca Shaman Dreading Another Week Of Guiding Tech CEOs To Spiritual Oneness

   
4. 
   NASA Launches First Cordless Satellite

   
5. 
   Study Links Clinical Depression To Getting Dunked On

   

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   NASA Discovers Distant Planet Located Outside Funding Capabilities

   
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   James Dyson Meets In Secret With Alien Ambassador To Receive Technology For New Hand Dryer