Best Of April 2016

1. 
   Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At First Sign Of Boarding

   
2. 
   Man Ashamed Of Himself After Cashier Reads Food Order Back To Him

   
3. 
   Woman Leaving Meeting Worried She Came Off As Too Competent

   
4. 
   New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse

   
5. 
   Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat

   

1. 
   EPA Urges Flint Residents To Stop Dumping Tap Water Down Drain

   
2. 
   Bored God Tries To Fit All Of Jupiter In Mouth

   
3. 
   Universe Feels Zero Connection To Guy Tripping On Mushrooms

   
4. 
   ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change

   
5. 
   U.S. Census Report Finds Some Poor Fuck Named Kip