Best Of September 2016

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   Apartment Broker Recommends Brooklyn Residents Spend No More Than 150% Of Income On Rent

   
2. 
   Horrible Facebook Algorithm Accident Results In Exposure To New Ideas

   
3. 
   Black Man Blissfully Unaware His Name Going To Be Hashtag By End Of Week

   
4. 
   Rahm Emanuel Concerned Gun Violence Could Spread To Parts Of City He Gives Shit About

   
5. 
   Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

   

1. 
   Handmade Banner That Football Team Runs Through Before Game The Closest High School Comes To Supporting Arts

   
2. 
   Rest Of Nation To Penn State: ‘Something Is Very Wrong With All Of You’

   
3. 
   Parents Trying To Gauge If Son Complete Idiot Before Deciding Whether To Move To Better School District

   
4. 
   Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program

   
5. 
   ‘The Case, Mr. Kerry, Give Me The Case,’ Demands Malaysian Ambassador Holding Dangling John Kerry From Petronas Towers Skybridge

   

1. 
   Death Row Inmate Saving Some Of Last Meal For Between Execution Attempts

   
2. 
   USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon