Best Of May 2016

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   Signature Wedding Cocktail Provides Guests With Another Thing To Quietly Make Fun Of

   
2. 
   Biden Quietly Asks Obama To Pick Him Up Some Of Those Real Throwing Stars From Japan

   
3. 
   Study: Average Person’s Life Plan Can Only Withstand 25 Seconds Of Direct Questioning

   
4. 
   Unregistered Horses Meet Under Cover Of Darkness For Kentucky Street Derby

   
5. 
   Teary-Eyed Student Loan Officers Proudly Watch As $200,000 Asset Graduates From College

   

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   Waitress Who Took Over At Table Just Doesn’t Have Same Spark As Richard

   
2. 
   Facebook Clarifies Site Not Intended To Be Users’ Primary Information Source

   
3. 
   Report: More Companies Offering Paid Maternity Leave To Mothers Who Complete 3 Months Of Work Ahead Of Time

   
4. 
   Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest

   
5. 
   Assault Rifle In Iraq Losing Track Of How Many Times It’s Switched Sides During War

   

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   Report: 750,000 Americans Die Each Year During First Attempt To Get Back In Shape

   
2. 
   Chinese Astronomers Inform Beijing Residents Sky Will Be Visible For Rare 2-Minute Window Tomorrow Morning