Best Of June 2016

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   Biden Lines Up Sweet Summer Gig Installing Above-Ground Swimming Pools

   
2. 
   Visionary Sports Columnist Asserts That Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight Wasn’t In The Ring

   
3. 
   7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures

   
4. 
   Concerned NRA Official Rushes Out To Purchase Congressman Following Mass Shooting

   
5. 
   Frustrated Nation Out Of Ideas To Solve Gun Violence Problem Except For All The Obvious Ones

   

1. 
   Queen Elizabeth Screaming At Stockbroker To Dump Everything

   
2. 
   Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision

   
3. 
   John Kerry Jettisons Russian Henchmen From International Space Station Airlock

   
4. 
   Man Driving While Making YouTube Video To Explain How PC Culture Destroying America

   
5. 
   Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup

   

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   Frustrated Obama Writes Letter To His Congressman About Need For Gun Control