Best Of Entertainment 2016

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   Man Who Saw ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ 6 Times Over Holidays Thought It Was Pretty Good

   
2. 
   Leonardo DiCaprio Hopes He Screamed And Cried Good Enough In ‘The Revenant’ To Win Oscar

   
3. 
   Universe Honors David Bowie With Emotional Starlight Vigil

   
4. 
   Super Bowl Halftime Show Marred By Functioning Sound System

   
5. 
   Report Finds Average American Wastes 77 Years Of Their Life Not Listening To Steve Winwood’s ‘The Finer Things’

   

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   Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted

   
2. 
   ‘Candy Land’ Screenwriter Under Impression Fans Counting On Him To Get This Right

   
3. 
   Ken Burns Completes Documentary About Fucking Liars Who Claimed They Watched Entire ‘Jazz’ Series

   
4. 
   ‘This Is The Golden Age Of Television,’ Claim Executives Who Have Not Yet Made Show About Robotic Wizards

   
5. 
   Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do

   

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   ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fan Rewatching Past Episodes To Remind Self Of What Characters’ Breasts Look Like

   
2. 
   Hollywood Refusing To Give Public Any New Movies Until It Can Appreciate Ones It Already Has