Would disapprove of racial profiling by police officers if such a practice existed

Proposed tithe tax plan endorsed by leading economists Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

Has made 20 generations of Carson Scholars Fund winners feel incredibly awkward in past few months

Believes sea levels have actually fallen several thousand feet when measured against Book of Genesis

Believes same-sex marriage is an issue best left up to Judgment Day

Something that you're, you see, there's, more security, well, here's a plan that, what's interesting, drones

Would have really fucked up that kid in middle school if he'd had access to a gun

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Kindly, soft-spoken bigotry

Respects women for the vital role they originally played as one of man's ribs